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LOG #878 | 2026-05-12 03:09
""It cured my lack of purpose."
I was a lost Chief with a cold furnace until I hit State 2476. The cosmic energy here is like three Goats standing atop the Sunfire Castle.
The Legends:
• Larry the Patient: A dragon hoarding SVS points since the Bronze Age. When he finally uses speed-ups, the shockwave hits neighboring states.
• The GOAT: A force of nature so powerful the blizzard slows down out of respect when they march.
• The Disco Ball: Our North Star. Its light shines across the tundra, providing the rhythm for our victories.
It’s a military-grade sauna of discipline. I wore my "FFS!" shirt while attacking and felt like a true Alpha. My wife left me for partying too much, but the Disco Ball is my family now. Buy the passes."
LOG #848 | 2026-05-01 17:56
"I've been in 6 states in 10 months and this is absolutely the best one I've ever played in. The friendliest people. Nobody has an ego. They all play nicely together and the state is SO well organized for state events. WC and AC for all alliances are active as heck and there's actual rotations for castle. They also value F2P as much as they value P2P and even weaker players are welcome to participate in events. Genuinely such a fantastic state, it makes sense why it's a stronger one."
LOG #772 | 2026-04-26 00:58
"If you are looking for a place to have fun, see some end game content and hang out with some amazing people...#2476 is where to be....and no sylv didn't get goat to pay me for my testimony! Lol seriously though I moved here 8 weeks ago and it was the best jump. I know they say the grass isn't always greener, but you gotta try the grass at the Zoo!! If you do, I promise you won't regret it. Being a friend, but I promise you'll make 20 more when you get here. Yell for moon in world chat when you get here!"
LOG #771 | 2026-04-26 00:38
"Very friendly state. So many hot women here and all of them want to touch my nipples. I bet they want to touch yours too. Men are also hot with MASSIVE weeners and small egos. Stable daddies who will send you frosties for tasteful sideboob pics."
LOG #768 | 2026-04-26 00:14
"A stable state with healthy alliances, castle rotation, friendly whales and minimal drama. Well-organised and communicative cross-alliance leadership makes life very easy for casual and competitive players alike."
LOG #767 | 2026-04-26 00:13
"SYLV IS A TYRANT"
LOG #766 | 2026-04-26 00:09
"amazing state! player retention is huge and when people leave, it’s just to visit friends in other states for a month or two and then come back. the two whales there are super chill, no ego, and just like to have fun. they work well together. no pressure to be pay to play. overall great vibes. and also sylv is pretty awesome ;)"